Stripper Strep

After a stripper feeds the bird and a day later you can’t swallow anything.

Hey Larry what happened to your voice?

Sapphire was feeding the bird during my lap dance last night at Ba Da Bing

Oh snap, yeah you totally have stripper strep

by Mathemagician January 16, 2021

Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

stripper patrick

Stripper patrick is a seggsy patrick with his fishnets and high heels anyone in bikini bottom would die for him. He walks like a model and talks like a model and is a model PERIODT.

PERSON 1: omg who is that

PERSON 2: stripper patrick

by Urlocalhoebitch March 22, 2021

Stripper Whipped

When you go to an exotic venue that has multiple ladies conducting erotic choreographed dance movies in their sexiest outfit. Soon one dancer will catch you starring and invite you to the back for VIP dances. Before you know it, you are Stripper Whipped. She has got you!! Many scholars have attempted to figure ways to get out of this phenomenon. Unfortunately, there is no answer. Only cure is when you give away all your money and dignity to them. They will walk away and have you wanting more.

Bro I went to a strip club last night. I got super Stripper Whipped and fell in love with her. Spent all my rent and lunch money on her. I'm broke as a joke son!!

by One man party!! July 3, 2023

stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!

I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.

by RatFink1 July 29, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 19, 2009