Stealth Geek

Stealth Geek is a geek who processes more information, on average, in a better way, despite the fact the knowledge he processes isn't necessarily useful. The fact someone is a geek is "Stealthed" until someone within earshot of the "Stealth Geek" mentions video games, PCs, consoles, software, roleplaying games or some other such "uncool" item, at which point the "Stealth Geek" drops "Stealth Mode" and his geekiness spews out.

Most "Stealth Geeks" fit in with the popular crowd and bash geeks who don't seem "cool" right off the bat, at least initially.

I used to think Warian was cool, but he's a stealth geek.

by NewGotham June 22, 2006

stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

Stealth Driving

Driving at night especially in dense fog with your lights off. Then when you are about 20 feet from a car turn your high beams on

Hey let's go stealth driving and scare some punks.

by Krazeyk January 28, 2009

stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.

person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures

by EpicBird June 16, 2010

stealth stink

A silent but deadly fart that slowly but surely nauseates and evacuates everyone in the household.

My sister Laura is so stanky she let out a stealth stink that emptied the house during a family reunion.

by Favorite Daughter July 22, 2007

Stealth pig

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind

But as you pass them and look closer total pig

O look at her awesome

O shit total stealth pig

by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018

Stealth Bush

(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.

Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"

Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."

by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010