2020 Election Steal

The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.

John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.

John: .. I think I know who you voted for.

by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020

Stealing from Browntown

Kicking in a bathroom stall and beating the guy inside until he has completely soiled himself.

John was "stealing from browntown" at Sullivan's because the waiter spat in his food.

by Mr. Tubbles December 06, 2012

Steal my sunshine

When a person try to take away and/or outshine someone else’s important moment.

Today at lunch I told my friends about my work promotion. As soon as was finished telling them, Lizzy always STEAL MY SUNSHINE so she can talk about her accomplishments.

by Sadielady August 23, 2022

Steal her wallet

To make a girl lose her virginity.

"Did you steal her wallet last night?"
"Heck yeah bro!"

by Bdiddaly sauce April 07, 2010

steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.

"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."

by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023

national steal a hoodie

Simply take a hoodie from someone who isn't paying attention.

-oh hey give me my hoodie back!!

-sorry it's May 7th national steal a hoodie day so I'm not going to
-I'm stealing yours next!!

-well you just told me so you can't I'll hide it.

by Gwen<3 March 07, 2022

Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan

I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun

by Mismagiustarbucks May 03, 2019