Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while in a voice chat or on a online game.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.

“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”

by Forbe August 6, 2024

Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.

The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.

by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-

Squidward needs a break

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025

Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019