by bad bittie May 05, 2021
You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
it means to check if your shoes have any squeaks on their shoes. and usually, people who use these are talkative. having shoes for 6 years. and annoying
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by JimmiBeans June 25, 2017
happy spy- a guy who is a simp. he will simp over any girl and is a spy main that is happy when playing spy on the game tf2. in the tf2 community we call these people happy spies they go out of their way to simp for any girl in a server or thier own server
by explosivespy69 July 14, 2020
The ultimate spy and gentleman. Mysterious, dashing, suave, deadly, and debonair. Women want him and men want to be him. He's like James Bond, but he rocks a sick f***in beard!
Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238
See also El Hage
Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238
See also El Hage
by Spartan87 December 21, 2016
Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021