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Newberry Springs, CA

A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Let's go to Newberry Springs, CA!

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by sokennethwasall December 28, 2008
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Spingasm

Yo look at dat spingasm roll down the street!
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Sulfur springs

A area in the Tampa Florida area that is extremely ghetto and infested with niggers and good football players. If one were to survive walking through the area they would need an armored car with many guns. there are some positives to this area you can pick up many girls by the alpine liquor store for a special price. The main street going through the springs is Nebraska avenue behind the dog track.
I was in the Sulfur springs to pick up a prostitute and buy drugs and recruit football players.
by mutha Fucking Ghetto May 2, 2010
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Dripping Springs

Small town a little South of Austin, which 290 runs through. Started as a very tiny town with few residents, but has grown conciderably with it's own H-E-B and a few fast food resturaunts with great schools since the 80's. (Or so, the elder residents will tell you.) The town's logo would deffinetely have to be the Tiger; as the mascot for the schools and the pride that runs through it, it's sure to be the Drippin' Tigers of Texas. No matter how ubranized it is destined to become, it's still the homely little town people like to call their quiet hometown. And though the Dripping Springs High School has been remodeled and relocated/swapped with the older Middle School, the presence of the School pride runs deep, no matter how many times Dripping has lost it's football games in the past few years. Go Tigers!
"We may be small, but Dripping Springs is growing more and more, and no matter what, we're still here. We're still family. We may be all you've got, but at least we're something. And we're proud of it."
~Annonymous Local
by The Odd Fox March 27, 2011
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berkeley springs

A shitty place that has nothing fun to do in it.
Man that town was a Berkeley Springs times two.
by JMang August 9, 2006
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springs

that guy is hot but he is no springs.
by eds May 12, 2004
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holly springs high school

Come and get some cheap LSD and weed hookups in holly springs high school because there is nothing to do.
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