Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge Soup

The water in a hotel Jacuzzi.

My wife an I got a hotel room with a jacuzzi and we are gonna make some spooge soup.

by Big Barf August 9, 2021

Spooge

Anything you can't identify visually, you do not want to stick your finger into, you do not want to smell

It's all covered in Spooge. I stepped in some Spooge. When I ran over it Spooge went everywhere.

by Schmeckus December 30, 2018

Gooby Spooge

A word that can be used for anything. There is no meaning.

Nah he on that Gooby Spooge type shit.

by lilbigpp January 29, 2022

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023