Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge Soup

The water in a hotel Jacuzzi.

My wife an I got a hotel room with a jacuzzi and we are gonna make some spooge soup.

by Big Barf August 9, 2021

Spooge

Gross liquids- examples include the guts inside a raw turkey or chicken, liquid from a really snotty sneeze, runny dirty liquids found in a moldy area of a bathroom or laundry room.

That spooge is from my dog.
I won’t touch that spooge.

by anonymous November 18, 2023

Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge

Cum; nut; jizz; sperm; ejaculate; spunk; semen; seed

Chris: Git sniped fgt skrub
Danny: 2 bad i blew loads of spooge in ur m0m last night pleb

by SHUC August 16, 2021

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge

Anything you can't identify visually, you do not want to stick your finger into, you do not want to smell

It's all covered in Spooge. I stepped in some Spooge. When I ran over it Spooge went everywhere.

by Schmeckus December 30, 2018