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Spooge

A liquid harvested from the Fountain of Youth, centuries before the discovery of the Americas. This divine liquid is the essence of all life, beginning the cycle of reincarnation and rebirth. Can also be used to ascend to godhood under correct conditions. It is highly sought after by the upper-class and bourgeoisie...Also known as cum.
Guy 1: i heard they found some more Spooge recently
Guy 2: a new god has been created today
by literalchild April 26, 2020
mugGet the Spoogemug.

spoog

he left his spoog on me
by juxbros January 30, 2022
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spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.
He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.
by bob3_9 June 12, 2011
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Spooge

Spooge is the technical term for dumpster juice and has been for the last 40 plus years or well before the urban dictionary
Dude close the windows on the truck quick lots of Spooge in this next dumpster
by Waste-Resources.com December 7, 2023
mugGet the Spoogemug.

spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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Spooge

1) The sticky residue left over from racing tires that end up coating the track, the cars and the Pirelli technicians

2) Unpleasant feminine byproduct
I can't believe the fans want dead tires - they got spooge all over 'em
by von_Eberhorst October 29, 2008
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Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit
"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"
by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016
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