Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge Soup

The water in a hotel Jacuzzi.

My wife an I got a hotel room with a jacuzzi and we are gonna make some spooge soup.

by Big Barf August 9, 2021

Spooge

Anything you can't identify visually, you do not want to stick your finger into, you do not want to smell

It's all covered in Spooge. I stepped in some Spooge. When I ran over it Spooge went everywhere.

by Schmeckus December 30, 2018

Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.

After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!

by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018

Spooge

When you don't quiet ejaculated with rigour and venom because you were distracted and it just kind of falls out.

I was about to blow my load but the phone rang and I just spooged

by Peebs1994 January 3, 2020

Spooge

noun: male ejaculate, semen

verb: to ejaculate on

After a heavy session of self love in my bed, the sheets were covered with my spooge

by Ontilt_73 September 12, 2025

Spooge shooter

Whenseminal fluid is ejaculated into any openings on a female body. e.g. vaginabelly buttonbrown eyeeyesmouthears

Im a professional spooge shooter. I got a hole-in-3.

by Swirledrs78 June 10, 2016