Gooby Spooge

A word that can be used for anything. There is no meaning.
Nah he on that Gooby Spooge type shit.
by lilbigpp January 30, 2022
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spooge stooge

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.
I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.
by wap70 March 03, 2008
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Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.
Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!
by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021
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Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.
Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.
by Kid Blue April 04, 2023
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Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit
"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"
by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016
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Spooge

When you don't quiet ejaculated with rigour and venom because you were distracted and it just kind of falls out.
I was about to blow my load but the phone rang and I just spooged
by Peebs1994 January 03, 2020
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spooge

Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt
by grandadlee January 07, 2015
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