slipknot

What should be put around the necks of all members and fans associated with this fucked up creation of a band.

And I thought God screwed up when he made the platypus.

by mytheos July 16, 2003

slipknot

kickass metal-thrash band. with such songs as Duality, People=Shit, and Wait and Bleed. Originated in Iowa.

me- "Slipknot is quite possibly the best thing to come outta Iowa"
my friend- "where the hell is your slipknot cd?"

by eliz April 25, 2005

slipknot

Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!

"Slipknot are so much better than those crappy townie groups, like blazin squad!"

by Joey April 3, 2004

SlipKnot

A nu-metal band from Des Moines, Iowa which consists of 9 members numbered 0-8. This band is completely misunderstood by the bored youth surrounding fans who claim that SlipKnot is emo and is meaningless shit.

Dude with a Cannibal Corpse Shirt: "SlipKnot iz t3h sux"
Me: "Umm, aight? how so?"
DWACCS: "Hurr, because i'm a stupid bored 12 year old with no respect for other's opinions you emo fuck!"
Me: "Ok, first off I'm not emo, and second: why the hell do you think it matters to me?"
DWACCS: "I dunno, I just like to see how many thumbs down i get on my YouTube comments lollollol, listen to real metal, homo!"
Me: "Cannibal Corpse is not real metal either, real metal was in like, the 80's or something."
DWACCS: "N-N-NOOOO!!! *SNIFF* I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE SO I INSULT AN AWSOME BAND ON URBAN DICTIONARY! *sob*"

by pseudonymlike wordish thing April 7, 2009

slipknot

Gimmick pop band with no talent that capitalizes off of conformist teens that enjoy crappy music.

Goth-wannabees listen to Slipknot.

by Your Mother July 20, 2003

slipknot

i love them very muchly, especially joey cos he ist uber sexeh :)

Xi love joey jordisonX

by Maggot February 22, 2005

slipknot

A band from Iowa with like 72 members and only has 2 talented members. They wear gay looking masks.

Slipknot fan (aka "Maggot"): omg slipknot rawkz u
Me: Fuck Slipshit.

by Brian216 January 14, 2007