Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women
see Simon as a kind of a weird
person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's
fucking slow) but no matter how weird he
may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your
local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.