Shredded Cheese

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.

Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!

by Poopooman76 June 24, 2020

shred the gnar

done primarily around brunch time. refers to awesome skills associated with snowboarding and/or the special dance and the randomness of the evening.

"guys, lets go shred the gnar at brunch!"

by Pink House September 02, 2006

shred the orange

When you shred an orange.

Shread the orange, bitch.

by Flappy January 19, 2005

shredding the cheese

To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.

Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!

by jWhBOT January 11, 2009

Shredded Cheese

When a chick with braces gives you head

Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie

by The Defecator May 07, 2020

To shreds you say

The worst, most depressing, most negative state of being known to man. Used to describe yourself or others in the worst state of affairs.

Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds you say.

by Nyukk July 03, 2009

shred the nasty burger

A way of life, to skate with the steeziest style, Fucking shit up, going gnarly and big, blood.

Dude, Stewy is shreddin the nasty burger.

Lets go shred the nasty burger!

by Dr. Tapatio May 26, 2010