Police Officer: Whoa! Did she/he drown in shampoo!?
Witness number 8: No.
Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.
Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......
Witness number 8: No.
Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.
Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......
by SoundTechieInShock January 17, 2020
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Witness number 8: No.
Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.
Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......
Witness number 8: No.
Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.
Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......
by SoundTechieInShock January 17, 2020
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Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 5, 2020
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Liana: wow did you see Joseph the other day? He was being a real Seppi
Kayla: yeah what a little bitch
Kayla: yeah what a little bitch
by Dixie Normus loves u May 10, 2020
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Get the Sepulcide mug.A word used to describe a bung, bribe, secret incentive. Commonly used in the construction industry by trades seeking favourable treatment by foremen/site agents.
Scaff: "Dal, I can strike those couple of towers for you on Saturday but I'll need an instruction. 6 herbs, 8hrs @ a pony an hour"
Dal: "thats a bit steep fella, never be able to slip it past the QS"
Scaff: " Sepp incoming"
Dal:"Consider it done"
Dal: "thats a bit steep fella, never be able to slip it past the QS"
Scaff: " Sepp incoming"
Dal:"Consider it done"
by Pat the builder November 7, 2020
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