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hov seat

The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.
My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.
by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013
mugGet the hov seatmug.

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance
Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.
by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016
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murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.
Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.
by Roll Sound March 13, 2022
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Jail Seat

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.
The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.
by I got Rossed December 28, 2008
mugGet the Jail Seatmug.

smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.
Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.
by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011
mugGet the smash seatmug.

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat
josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat
by yoongo January 29, 2023
mugGet the slime seatmug.

Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.
Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!
by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018
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