murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.
Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.
by Roll Sound March 13, 2022
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bang-seat

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.
by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006
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Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance
Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.
by cheezypoof259 September 03, 2016
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Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.
Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!
by SaBooty_247 October 01, 2018
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dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!
Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!
by GangstaZ March 13, 2014
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Late-Seats

The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.
We better hurry or there won't be any late-seats left!
by GermanGirl1226 December 20, 2008
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slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat
josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat
by yoongo January 30, 2023
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