seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals

When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.

by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010

power seats

Seats in anyplace where you can see everything.

Used in the Gilmore girls S2:E14

We were fortunate enough to get the power seats since we arrived early.

by BrownyBear February 10, 2017

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022

Seat Baby

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.

"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"

by synackle November 5, 2008

murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023

smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011