The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.
Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?
Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer
Mike: SWEET MAN!
Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer
Mike: SWEET MAN!
by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008
Get the Scandanavian Breathalizer mug.A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005
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by bmojo July 3, 2007
Get the sands mug.Originating from the Dota 2 streams on Twitch.tv, being spammed when someone plays the hero Sandking, whose second ability also has the name Sandstorm, today this is used all over Twitch.tv chats and youtube comments when someone asks what the name of a song is.
by mrpeeshoga June 2, 2014
Get the Darude - Sandstorm mug.You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.
by Dean14 June 4, 2011
Get the Scandinavian Sandstorm mug.Normally performed outdoors or at the beach, the act of busting a nut on the females face then immediately taking a pile of sand or dirt and throwing it at her face. The sand sticks to her face via your load and it looks like she just walked through a sandstorm.
by eeze e May 1, 2006
Get the arabian sandstorm mug.When the song "Sandstorm" by Darude is playing and when it gets to the fast part you start humping someobdy to the beat. Most of the time the person will feel dazed and confused after you give it to them but most of all they will enjoy it.
by Holman February 18, 2004
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