Trump Sandwich

Trump Sandwich; noun: Someone who makes up a lot of bullshit, and is full of bologna

P1: LMAO dude i just got a nintendo switch for free
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free

P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.

by Gay Space Mama April 25, 2017

invisible sandwich

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.

That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

by Cracka Ass Cracka September 29, 2012

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

A sandwich that is prepared with cheese between two slices of bread then placed in a brown paper bag and cooked by pressing a hot iron over the bag.

After doing his laundry, a typical Riker's Island inmate will make a ghetto grilled cheese sandwich before unplugging the iron.

by boratfan September 8, 2009

S'mores Sandwich

Ingredients: bread, marshmallow creme, and nutella.
Step 1 toast bread.

Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella

Step 4 enjoy

I made a s'mores sandwich which made my taste buds creme themselves with joy!

by jshak43 December 4, 2013

Larry David sandwich

A sandwich that was created for Larry in an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm". It has white fish, sabel, capers, onions, and cream cheese. Larry tried trading it with Ted Danson for his sandwich.

Man: I'm getting you a Larry David sandwich. It has white fish and sable in it!
Man 2: No way, that sounds disgusting.

by semanon May 12, 2008

spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Sandwiches with Mayonnaise

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Catherine and Alex were making sandwiches with mayonnaise while Greg was sleeping.

by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009