the chocolate drop and swap

After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.

Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.

by Mister Wanky December 8, 2013

bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

swap ass

After taking a shit, you don't not manage to wipe all shit residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over shit residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap ass. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy ass butt sweat.

While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap ass, his left over shit residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

by dezstbbinn March 12, 2009

staples

an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot

You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks

by mickey16561 April 24, 2011

Stapes

An extinct fruit, shaped like a hexagon.

"Look at this Stapes fruit fossil I just found!"

by scientestsdf September 1, 2009

stapp infection

A horrible disease that is a result of listening to Scott Stapp sing. The disease renders victims def and on occasion causes bleeding from one's ears.

"I can't hear you. I listened to Creed and got a Stapp Infection."

by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015

sex swap

A term used to call a person just got his sex swapped. For males, if he loses his precious organ located between his legs, it's technically called sex swapped. And for females, if she gets a pen15 implanted in the place where it's suppose to be a vjj, it's also called sex swap.

John: "Look, Tim was playing around with fire and lost his pen15 from fire. He got sex swapped."

Jeanne: "I'm sex swapping in Thailand today. It's much cheaper over there than in USA"

by Jason Milburn July 9, 2014