by buzztroll November 17, 2022
This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time
Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
by K_CXNT March 25, 2021
Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK
Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house
by Just another CFG December 30, 2018
Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.
Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
by NeusFear April 29, 2022
A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…
by The Ridger July 21, 2022
by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021
The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 31, 2013