by JonMang September 13, 2015
Get the Urine Swap mug.Fuck, I'd swap tongs with you right now. If you know what I mean...
The two men really enjoyed swapping tongs.
The two men really enjoyed swapping tongs.
by bbsassquatch August 1, 2022
Get the swapping tongs mug.When your significant other has semen leaking out from the previous nights sexual activity at the Peabody Museum and has to throw away her underwear and take yours while you have ripped jeans exposing your ass to the entire museum.
Babe, I had to throw away my underwear at the Peabody Museum because they got soaked in cum
Ok take my boxers we’ll do a Peabody Swap… oh no my jeans are ripped everyone can see my ass
Ok take my boxers we’ll do a Peabody Swap… oh no my jeans are ripped everyone can see my ass
by Mjb05005 October 6, 2018
Get the Peabody swap mug.When one jumps, swings, or somehow moves from one tree to another using only the branches of the two trees.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
by verduras June 26, 2007
Get the tree swap mug.Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.
Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.
Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.
by socalsta January 12, 2014
Get the cotton swapping mug.Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.
It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.
After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.
More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.
There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.
After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.
More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.
There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."
Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"
Person A: "It's the ultimate form of
asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."
Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."
Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."
Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."
Person A: "Do you trust me?"
Person B: "Always"
Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"
Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"
Person A: "It's the ultimate form of
asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."
Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."
Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."
Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."
Person A: "Do you trust me?"
Person B: "Always"
Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"
Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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