Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 06, 2005

Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 03, 2018

Easter Steamer

An Easter egg on a pile of shit.

The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".

by giaty April 05, 2010

drop a steamer

To take a rather warm poop.

Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.

by Dectheman123222 February 21, 2017

bed steamer

A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you

Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again

by GSpot manager May 13, 2015

Amherst Steamer

Basically a Cleveland Steamer of puke projected into the middle of a bed right on the sheets.

Bro did you see that Amherst Steamer Kimmy left in Jakes bed

by Dr Garrison November 09, 2018

wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 26, 2021