Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021
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Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff
Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven
by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011
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Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 24, 2010
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Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.
Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
by Carpoolio September 18, 2008
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Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.
You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.
by el Jaymundo July 15, 2020
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Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
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Spunk race

When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.
Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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