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Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.
Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.
by Larryrelief September 4, 2016
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Smotherine

A marine eating smores.
(Plural;)Smotherines: Marines eating smores
"Hey I think I see some smotherines over there"
by Uhmm Eric! January 12, 2008
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KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.
Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.
by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012
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slothernly

"That snake is very slothernly."
by dr. gutierrez May 21, 2007
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slothernly

an adjective used to describe someone slithery or snake like.
the following are slothernly: snakes, slugs, noodles, tounges, and worms.
by Juanito Rojas May 21, 2007
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Smethers

Smethers : A last name (usually)

Smethers is the most amazing person you will ever know. Usually a smethers is a socially awkward person, but once you get to know them, you see their awesome sense of humor. A smethers usually has jet black hair, and deep brown eyes. They're usually very skinny, but very hot. A smethers is very intelligent, and very outgoing and outspoken once you get to know them. Smethers usually like music, math, science, and history. If you ever find a smethers, never let go of them.
girl: hey did you see that hot guy!?

girl 2: yeah, thats a smethers.
by fancy gal March 23, 2018
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Dirty Smithers

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.
"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."
by Gary Beard April 5, 2012
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