Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

Victory Slap

The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.

“Hey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
“Yea, her face is still red.”

by Biggucciskeet March 30, 2019

Timmy Slap

When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.

That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!

by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012

slap the sheets

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

by Tetay October 28, 2006

sandusky slap

The slapping sound heard during anal intercourse in the shower.

I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?

by Pimp State November 12, 2011

Slap the Bass

what exotic bass players do to show off their dominance as an instrumentalist .

slap like now,
also Slap the Bass

by monkeymonger August 20, 2019

Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013