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Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts
Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."
by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016
mugGet the Saftey Scissorsmug.

Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
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Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro
by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022
mugGet the Scissors for handsmug.

Circum-scissor

The act of putting your balls in between a woman's legs and clamping her legs in a squeezing matter, thus crushing the scrotom.
"I don't need a condom, because I got a circum-scissor!"
by Birdman1 October 16, 2013
mugGet the Circum-scissormug.

scissor shack

A place of residence for lesbian women where they often mush vag.
Come on down to the Scissor Shack where the young ladies come for scissorin'!
by BabysLastBreath September 23, 2012
mugGet the scissor shackmug.

Scissor Juice

The secretion produced as the result of lesbian love.
I don't want scissor juice on my new bed.
by The brawler May 21, 2020
mugGet the Scissor Juicemug.

Saftey scissored

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"
by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022
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