elbow rodeo

a creative game, created for intelligent people. The game consists of one person holding out their arm, their competitor grabing their "wenis" or elbow flab and holding on for dear life. The first person then jerks their hand towards their shoulder continuously, this tightens the skin on the wenis making the second person lose grip. The object is to get the person to let go, or to hold on as long as you can. Can you face the challenge?

On his first date, Dawaun had LaKeysha go on an elbow rodeo to break the ice.

by zues hey May 3, 2006

Bowden Rodeo

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

dirty rodeo

when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on

when bob was doing marissa, he pulled a dirty rodeo and got held on for a split second

by sex god April 10, 2004

Wild Rodeo

When you're doin' a girl doggy-style, scream out another girl's name, grab on to her tits, and hold on as long as you can. (Can also be combined with the donkey punch)

Ride with caution 'cause once you get the Wild Rodeo goin', it doesn't stop when you're tired...no it don't slow down.

by Dick Hurtz August 28, 2003

Midnight Rodeo

Acts of sexual endurance which usually occurs late atnight when a couple can not fall asleep. The goal is to wear each partner out so that they fall asleep. Usually performed by couples who live together or are married.

The acts usually resemble events at a rodeo A.K.A reverse cowgirl/boy etc. Cowboy hats and apparel are not needed but are welcomed. Whoopering and Hollering are mandatory The dominant partner must YEE-HAW after the rodeo has ended.

(Its 2:08 in the morning and couple cannot fall asleep)

Man: Honey are you asleep?

Woman: No but I need to be... Up for a midnight rodeo?

Man: Let me get my hat.

by Leu Nam March 8, 2010