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Revenge day

The day after your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks up with you, so you put in the extra effort to look sexy to make them regret there decision.
Chrisy, and Scott broke up yesterday.
Oh todays revenge day!
by Sarah1632 December 6, 2011
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revenge porn

revenge porn is how people get back at one another, especially if they have these explicit images of each other
tommy: "i'm going to post revenge porn of my ex hahah, she will be sooo embarrassed"
bryce: "you sure that's a good idea bro?"
by sweetberryxoxo January 5, 2022
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Lipstick revenge

A girl's own lipstick mark transferred back to the owner via cunning and devious male tactics.
A guy, sick of continually having lipstick marks left on his cheek by girl friends/mates, in an act of pure lipstick revenge, cutely kisses you on the lips, then again on the cheek, thus tranferring your own lipstick mark to your own cheek.
by Jennicam January 20, 2009
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Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.
"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"
by Mr. TG October 24, 2009
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papazuma's revenge

Indigestion that develops shortly after eating pizza, typically from a restaurant with "Papa" in its name.
I had too many hot peppers, and now I have a case of papazuma's revenge.
by Spotted Cow November 9, 2012
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revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!
by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014
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Rasputin's Revenge

A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.
"My girlfriend would not have sex with me last night, so later I pulled the old Rasputin's Revenge"
by PaulAllensCard May 20, 2013
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