A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
by mj1955 March 24, 2010
Get the redneck windchime mug.The act of securing the shaft of the penis, when erect, in the waistband of your trousers, boxers, sweat pants etc.. such that the head protrudes above the garment in the spot a belt buckle would be.
When i woke up this morning with morningwood, I decided to suprise my girlfriend with my best redneck beltbuckle.
by willy706 October 14, 2010
Get the redneck beltbuckle mug.Noun: The recipe you follow when you do not have the necessary materials or ingredients for the regular recipe, i.e. wrapping a container in a plastic baggie when it calls for plastic wrap on top, using powdered eggs when you don't have any real ones, etc.
Girl: Hey, Mom, we don't have any powdered sugar to make these cookies with.
Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.
Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.
by scruffyfan August 6, 2011
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Get the redneck chemistry set mug.The act of fingering a girl while drinking beer. Warm beer is preferred to get the full redneck effect.
by redneckspecial October 17, 2014
Get the redneck special mug.The redneck fuck boy exhibits many of the same characteristics as the run of the mill fuck boy does. These include their endless quest for pictures of naked genitals(male or female) and their similarly endless quest to have sex with said genitals. They flex ALWAYS and are turned on by just about anything. The thing that distinguishes the redneck fuck boy is his incessant love of dirt, trucks, beer, and cow udders. Living predominantly on farms the redneck fuck boy is exposed to many more ways to piss people off than the average fuck boy and you can bet he takes full advantage. Global warming is a myth, Trump is the supreme overlord of the world and country music might as well be the national anthem. Overall, the redneck fuck boy's main goal is to piss off anything and everything but his current sexual conquest and his horse waiting in the woods if the current conquest should go airy. If ever in the presence of one you will most likely know based on your level of disdain for them, as soon as you start thinking OJ Simpson isn't really that bad of a guy in comparison you are most definitely in the presence of the elusive but not quite elusive enough redneck fuck boy.
This redneck fuck boy asked me to have sex with him on the bed of his truck tonight while his friends watch.
by Horse Love= real love April 19, 2017
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