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Recognition

A two-dicked watermelon.
Wtf? its a recognition!
Yeah man, do something!
I got a gun
(bang)
Ew i got recognition guts all over me
by derpdederpderp February 15, 2009
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Game recongnize Game

To recongnize someones style or give respect

To step up to someone in a fight.
" Look at Drake. He better game recongnize game, before he end up gone out of this gang."

"Game recongnize Game bitch, so don't mess with me"

"She/He better recongnize"
by BeezyTimesThree October 20, 2009
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Stall scare recognition

Stall recognition:When you are taking a crap in a public restroom, Then suddenly become very uncomfortable because you can recognize the person next to you by the shoes there wearing and the poop noises they are making! Scare:you wanna say hi but your still not sure its them
Guy 1: Hey where you in the bathroom on the sears first floor yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I woulda said hi but I got Stall scare recognition.
by I_heart_poopin April 16, 2010
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slow reconquest

Its Saturday night, childs sleeping, nobody needing me nor interested.

Safe to say i've gained back some freedom and time. To dive into what the city has to offer. Look at stuff, listen to music, dance! You only start missing these freedoms when they are restricted. And you enjoy them more. Value time.
Slow reconquest.
feeling like a stranger in your family. don't sing, don't laugh, don't express yourself, go and function like the rest
by Krkič July 13, 2019
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recon car

a recon car is a recon car
what is a recon car? it is a recon car.
by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018
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recon car

a recon car is a recon car
what is a recon car? a recon car.
by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018
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Ruler recount

When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.
Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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