Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

Reality

A real pain in the ass for all humans on this earth

Wow reality is tough

by Crazycat01 April 12, 2017

Realltsre

Realltsre is a word my dumb friend made up because she didn't know how to spell the common word, "really". Realltsre is the word you use to describe how dumb a person really is.

My friend Allen is realltsre dumb.

by Denver W. July 7, 2019

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

realpotato_jojo

realpotato_jojo is the ultimate robloxian, she is god and she is very holy.

bro have u seen that harry obsessed robloxian?
oh- u mean realpotato_jojo?

by miniongirl101 February 17, 2021

RealityPalezz

A twitch stremer (WHO DoSNT STREAM MUCH) goes in plugsocketxxl twitch strem and talks about boring storys such as brexit and america

ketchuplover9000: RealityPalezz is dumb
RealityPalezz: i know

by ketchuplover9000 April 15, 2021