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raymond

a kind boy who loves very hard and deserves the world. has nice blue eyes and blonde hair which looks nice in a middle part. he is very funny and smart<33
by Romrom08 March 5, 2022
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Raymond Rizz

1. A form of "spitting game" or trying to "pick up" women by sexually harassing them or pestering them on and on 2. Can sometimes be used when someone failed to "pick up" a woman
1. Hey Radwan go use Raymond Rizz on that girl over there. 2. How did Bruno not pull that girl over there? He must have been using Raymond Rizz.
by Lexi the dog January 3, 2025
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Raymond

The type of guy to go in 1vs9, die and ping question mark on his teammates. Then later goes 0/6969 and the report his teammates for trolling.
by The good teamate August 24, 2018
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Raymond

Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.
Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind

Best friend: deal
by One who shall not be named November 22, 2021
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RAYMOND

RAYMOND IS A MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE BOB ROSS
by mclagger September 12, 2022
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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raymond chase

Raymond chase is A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond chase has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond chase and care for him dearly. Raymond chase would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.
by ray12451 January 19, 2022
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