Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

by Gym Floor Cheeto November 18, 2021

Cherry Route

When you drive around on a particular route (neighborhoods and backroads) while smoking cannabis.

"Mary and Jane are out on a cherry route for their lunch break."
"Decided to take the cherry route on the way home."
"After the movie, we didn't have anything planned so we figured out the plan on a cherry route."

by probablysteph May 9, 2023

Lobo route

Taking the day path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 13, 2023

weird route

The thing you do when that fucking bird that you hate is on screen for too long in a video game where you dealt a ruinous blow of ice towards this bird

person 1: Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a weird route right now.
person 2: Say that again?

by nikomega August 14, 2025

meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.

“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”

by CoachCockPic September 25, 2023

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

blunt route

when you drive around town smokin blunts

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.

by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022