barry the rapist

THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.

Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......

by Thegingermanwithaplan November 9, 2013

Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair

Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!

by h.legge September 16, 2011

Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

by 77jim April 26, 2011

Rapist Kiss

When someone holds you by the back of your neck with both hands and kisses you full on. Like in the movies.

Nathan rapist kissed me today and im not sure if it was good or scary.

by OverAllGuy February 23, 2011

Text Rapist

A Text Rapist is a person with no patience who cannot stand to wait even a minute for a reply when texting. A text rapist will bombard you with text messages until you reply. If you never reply, they will blow up calling you horrible names and writing you off forever, in an attempt to bait you into replying.

7:02 pm Hey, want to hang out tonight?
7:03 pm Hello?
7:04 pm HELLO?
7:10 pm Stupid bitch. You're ugly as hell, I don't actually like you.

*example of a text rapist in action*

by zmboop March 10, 2022

Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.

Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.

by Spetzi March 26, 2017

Chicken rapist

A guy who can't keep his pants on around a bird.

Keep the chicken rapist and the chicken in separate cages.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020