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Putting it in the oven

Any act that precedes winning. Applies to all situations in life, such as work, test-taking, or sexual intercourse.
Evan describes the act of placing his penis in his girlfriend's vagina as "putting it in the oven."
by A guy on a hill July 31, 2011
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Putting on pounds

Putting on pounds- Working out or lifting weights
" Hey Brody, want to hit the gym later?"
"Of course, I need to put on pounds!"
by El_Rhoadesterino June 2, 2015
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putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.
"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office
by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019
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Putting

The act of putting one's testicles in another's anus, much like a golfer putting a ball in the hole.
Guy 1: Her ass was so loose I started putting into it!
by KnightKnight April 20, 2015
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Putting a Sock in it

When a man gives a female a Pink Sock and then inserts it in her vagina. He then yells "Put a sock in it....bitch!"
Nate yelled at her to put a sock in it while he was putting a sock in it....bitch.
by PJ North January 4, 2008
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Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner September 15, 2008
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Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.
A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012
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