punch the clown

Jack off.

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

punch out

When you're taking a dump and there's an interruption so you have to stop mid-dump and wipe quickly.

I was taking a dump, then heard my favorite song on the radio so I had to quickly punch out.

by ziggymahoney July 23, 2012

eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

by Monkey D. Luffy March 28, 2015

Cookie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at vaginal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably cookie punch the hell out of the first girl that lays him.

by Bryan Abraham August 27, 2008

punani punch

A noun. Deriving from the Hawaiian and Indian word punani, meaning vagina. To deliver a proper "punani punch", one should start from a good distance, gathering enough kinetic energy in their fist to provide an impact on the subject vagina to cause hurt and/or discomfort.

Amanda could barely walk after Savanah punani punch her.

by The Dock Master January 14, 2016

Burrito Punch

When you drink too much or get food poisoning and simultaneously poop and vomit, similar to the action you might see if a person punched a burrito (Re-fried Beans, etc popping out of both ends).

Daniel got wasted last night and burrito punched all over the bathroom... Now I have to clean up the toilet and the sink.

Man that roller-coaster made me so dizzy I feel like I am going to burrito punch.

by FrankyJimbo September 25, 2011

Perez Punch

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.

After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.

by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009