A small suburb close to port angeles....and whidbey island..full of old rich people, stoners, nothing to do and a boat dock.....
by blahblahland February 28, 2008
a small town in westchester, NY.. about 40 minutes from the city, yeah, new york city.
Most people say they hate it here because of a few bad neighborhoods, but i actually enjoy it, a lot. its got some pretty sweet hidden places.. but there are some security issues.
Most people say they hate it here because of a few bad neighborhoods, but i actually enjoy it, a lot. its got some pretty sweet hidden places.. but there are some security issues.
"Man i cant wait to graduate so i can get out of port chester!"
"wow, that tee shirt is so ghetto, its port chester!"
"wow, that tee shirt is so ghetto, its port chester!"
by Roxanne <3 July 22, 2006
a small town on Vancouver island. The Alberni valley is a great place for anyone who likes the outdoors. pretty much if your a looser who sits at home ports not the place for you.
For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
wares all those fags who hate Port Alberni?
their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
by beaver taco February 17, 2011
when you get a tube and stick up your ass to have the other end placed in a girls vagina while you poop into said tube.
by kyle the god September 14, 2006
by metacrapal March 04, 2009
***Non racist definition****
A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.
A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.
Ron moved to Port Alberni. He has shot himself because of the massive amount of debt incurred from living there.
by lostbrain May 07, 2008
A drinking town with a fishing problem.
A place where kids party in a pasture (a big muddy field).
A place where the inside of the jail cells are pink.
A place that includes 10 attractive girls. Cassie Peacock, Hannah Jones, Meredith Berry, Katy Fries, Megan Calloway, Judy Wright, Kelsey Ortiz, Becky Mccall, Savana Nixon, and Emily Scott
A place where kids party in a pasture (a big muddy field).
A place where the inside of the jail cells are pink.
A place that includes 10 attractive girls. Cassie Peacock, Hannah Jones, Meredith Berry, Katy Fries, Megan Calloway, Judy Wright, Kelsey Ortiz, Becky Mccall, Savana Nixon, and Emily Scott
guy: Hey wanna go get fucked up at the beach?
other guy: Yeah lets head out to port aransas.
guy: fuck yeah the girls are hot
other guy: Yeah lets head out to port aransas.
guy: fuck yeah the girls are hot
by Yoursecondmom12 May 27, 2009