Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.

Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.

by CatchingRays June 19, 2020

lazer pooper

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018

juicy pooper

A ginormous, voluptuous, FAT ass

Dayum did you see Beyonce? She's got one juicy pooper!

by absurdwordnerd February 24, 2018

dead pooper

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

by silyottersparky April 30, 2016

sad pooper

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.

When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.

by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013

grammar pooper

a person who uses bad grammar and misspellings, especially on social sites and in instant messages.

The Internet age is producing more and more grammar poopers.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012