Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

Powdered poof

The act of inserting copious amounts of cocaine into the rectum of your partner then proceeding to have them fart it out into your face.

Me and my girlfriend Maggie did the powdered poof last night. Ended up looking like a 18th century monarch

by YungDiqCheez February 17, 2020

Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020

Poof Bag

When you're eating a chicks butt hole and she rippes a mean one in your mouth

Dude donna gave me the worst poof bag when I was eating her butt out last night, it smelt and tasted so nasty

by CaseyJallday October 10, 2014

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 2, 2018

scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

Poof baby

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018