Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 08, 2010
by urbanboss22 June 17, 2008
Poodle-Tang – a delusional friend aka “acquaintance” in a group who’s sole purpose to annoy the other members of the group. Once this happens the poodle-tang then gets ragged on all the time. Eventually “poodle-tang” will find out that he is the butt of all jokes and freak out. After that he uses his white and nerdy skills of computers to usually create “odd” pictures and sends out threatening emails. Usually pictures are of a poodle's head on an orangutan’s body. Hence POODLE-TANG
by J Rispoli October 09, 2006
by bloszoom April 20, 2006
To facebook stalk or google someone you just met the night before. Usually done in desperation once you realize you didn't get the persons phone number.
by renderingmayhem March 02, 2009
Straight strutting your stuff like a show dog through a party. Bagging the babes after every prance.
by Stud Poodle El Nemero Uno December 30, 2011
"Dropping the Poodle" refers to an action in which the owner of a large dog asserts their dominance over the dog in order to get the dog to drop whats in it's mouth. Typically a smaller dog such as a poodle.
Asserting one's dominance will typically involve inserting one or two knuckles of a finger into the dogs rectum.
Asserting one's dominance will typically involve inserting one or two knuckles of a finger into the dogs rectum.
NO! Bad Dog! Drop The Poodle!
by nOnOreeb February 05, 2010