Potatosack

a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.

Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?

Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...

Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace

by Yung Funy June 21, 2008

Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

by bschwarz May 24, 2011

Meat and Potatoes - Girl

When a really hot chick, doesnt realize she is hot, doesnt act like she is hot, and doesnt always dress like she is hot. - But there is no doubt she is hot.

This red hair girl at my office is so hot looking, but she acts like such a meat and potatoes - Girl.

by HonestGuyToTheEnd September 10, 2011

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only

Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

Pottoes

Smoking pot while sucking toes aggressively.
toe sucking

I'll show what these pottoes skills can do to Nicki Minaj's beautiful toes.

by Oniko Miraj February 20, 2020