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poenskop

Babe, I just shaved my head poenskop
by Wagangenaral August 14, 2023
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Bloed poes

That time of month she must have a bloed poes
by Monster Juan February 5, 2021
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Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022
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Tribute poem

A tribute to Bambi Barrister

I am but a slimey worm groveling at your feet,
Sobbing like a little child who begs for something sweet,
With boundless brains and beauty there's none that can compare,
I wish to kiss those sexy lips and grab you by the hair,
Thoughts of you flow through my mind all throughout the day,
I long to be in service to a Godess Mistress J....

A loving admirer
Tribute Poem. Noun...a tribute is something you say or do to show admiration of someone.

I wrote a tribute to Bambi , I hope she enjoys it.
by Mistress J admirer July 1, 2022
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burn the poem

Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!

Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.
by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012
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Waylon a poem

Friend till the end

From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am

The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth

A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,

Hold in my heart

And love for life

And live happily in death do we part
Waylon a poem the sweetest boyfriend you could ever imagine
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Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.
by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020
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