by Rogue Lord Kaz November 05, 2015
by HeffyHef July 14, 2011
Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."
Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."
Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."
by hiphopotato June 27, 2008
A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.
by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020
If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
by Raydon February 23, 2004
When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
by Plankpimp December 23, 2010
plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 14, 2005