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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
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oily piana

The act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 dick to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily penis all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.
Hey Joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?
by Rich Punani G4P February 17, 2017
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Daylee Pagan

A really sexy mexican,with a big dick and ill do anything to get down and dirty;)
Damnn you a young daylee pagan
by Ass hole nigger June 28, 2018
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Pigga

A word used by pig pimps to express their respect towards another pig pimp.
You da pigga man
by Daemonier August 31, 2010
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Phagan

Dude, it's Phagan.
by roflchopter555 December 11, 2010
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Pigga

Shut up u fat pigga go eat some more bacon
by Max X October 2, 2006
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Pagan

A Universal Term used for all earth based religions whether Polytheistic or Monotheistic, and sometimes includes philosophies such as Buddhism and Confucianism.

Sometimes it has also been used in reference to just being a Non-Abrahamic religion, or a religion that does not fall among the three mainstream religious views.
"That person is Pagan" - That person does not follow one of the three mainstream religions.
by Wolf_Queen January 13, 2014
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