pi day

(March 14th)
A holiday celebrated by math teachers and geeks everywhere.
March 14th was the chosen day because pi = 3.14.
Since the next three numbers in the sequence are 159, at 1:59, everyone celebrating must say, "Happy Pi Day!"
And please, don't ask how I know.

J0HNNY: Oh my God! It's 1:59! Happy Pi Day!!
GEEK F0LL0WERS: Happy Pi Day!!!
J0CK: WTF?? Where's the pie?
H0HNNY && GEEK F0LL0WERS: Hahaha! Silly dumb kid!

by love x me <33333333333 March 17, 2007

Pi Lip

Something very tasty and large. Most common imagery used would be an extra large Pole coated with Maple Syrup, or an extremely tasty Lollypop that tickles the tongue when licked or sucked.

"The girl licked and sucked Pi Lip's pole until there was no more sugar left"

by Pilli February 19, 2009

As Deadly as Pi

When Pi, the life-threatening Covid-19 variant of concern that came after the variant Omicron, was marginalized by WHO, as it fears that the politically incorrect or mathematically blasphemous label might unprovenly trigger a global outcry or protest among millions of math educators for whatever unspoken or irrational reasons.

From 2020–2023, many different types of Covid-19 variants were floating freely on the planet, but none was as deadly as Pi.

by Fasters May 23, 2023

Pi Base

The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.

Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Nadsgrid July 4, 2018

Anti-Pi

The mathematical equivalent of “Anti-Mask” or/and “Anti-Vax.” When you refuse to protect yourself against innumeracy or quantitative illiteracy, by failing to learn basic or practical geometry that usually involves the ubiquitous number π, which makes you prone to being conned by mathematical charlatans or unscrupulous sales and marketing folks.

Guesstimate how many anti-pi people globally there are at any time in a given year.

by Fasters January 18, 2022

Pi Sutra

The mathematical equivalent of “Kama Sutra” that even those who are apathetic about or allergic to the number π want to order a copy or two, after it became the post-pandemic bestselling pop math title on Amazon.

Although “Pi Sutra” is filled with juicy pi factoids, reveals some creative ways of making the irrational number exciting even to math-anxious folks, and discuses some easy-to-understand cool theorems on mathematicians’ constant of choice, however, some ultra-MAGA parents have asked their governors to ban the recreational math book in school libraries, because it’s the potential to pervert the minds of teenagers.

by Fasters September 27, 2022

The Pied Pussy

A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.

Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.

by The Professorial One September 9, 2011