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Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.
Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.
by natxlaw November 4, 2009
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Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.
Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet
by RicePudding May 20, 2016
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Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.
“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”
by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023
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Petting the dog

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.
by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023
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Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."
I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.
by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020
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PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.
The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005
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pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged
"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"
by wolfafied October 19, 2020
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