perdeu playboy

You've missed the boat. It's a term in Brazil to let a playboy type person to piss off.

A guy is hit on by a girl and turns her down. He then changes his mind and go back to her. She's no longer interested and says "perdeu playboy"

by Undressher April 15, 2017

pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

perdew

very homosexual...i mean, beyond gay...richard simmons looks at a perdew and says, "wow, what a queer -- now let's do 20 jumping jacks"

look at that perdew smile as there are many men behind him, thrusting and inserting, multiple multiple times

by Andy Perdew May 17, 2006

perculator

from a video commented by famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. Its a dance that is done on a glass table and you break the glass and is said the glass will go in somewhere...

its time for the perculator! its time for the perculator! (glass table breaks) I think it went into my....?

by xiao k February 11, 2010

Bella Perdue

A famous Tik toker @bellaperdue is popular for her comedy and dance videos

Bella Perdue is a famous Tik toker

by ):9:629)/9-( May 31, 2020

perdangalous

A situation that is perilous and dangling.

You better wipe that booger from your nose. Its perdangalous.

My relationship with this girl is going nowhere its just perdangalating.

That climber hasn't moved in 10 minutes...that dude is experiencing a perdangalous epic.

by strange fever October 26, 2010

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015