Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Peacocking

Dressing to get it on!!!

She was peacocking it on the dance floor!

by Peacocking November 16, 2019

Peacocking

The act of sending an unsolicited dick pic

Stop peacocking me!

by Ignatz76 December 9, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019