thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

pasty white male

A typer of gender responsible for slavery, the death of 6 million jews, racism and sexism, white supremacists and Neo-Nazis

Oh look at that Nazi killin jews, what a pasty white male

by PepeMaul April 18, 2018

pasty ass white boi

PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On

Steven AKA the MINESVILLIAN

by giggidy October 8, 2004

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned

Why are you so pasty?

by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025