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Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.
by Jafr2 January 15, 2009
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Enema Pudding

en-em-ma pud-ding en-uh-muh poo-ding
-noun

A creamy pudding blend of recycled enema fluid and bowel leftovers. Not to be confused with a Pudding Enema, which is an enema administered with pudding.
Dr. Kellog had it right with the introduction of the pudding enema. Where he went wrong, however, was with the enema pudding.
by B. Clark & D. Mitchell December 21, 2008
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Pudding Master

Used to describe Ali Khakapouri. He is the utlimate pudding master, rival only to Bill Cosby.
The Pudding Master won the Pudding eating contest by sheer force and love of pudding.
by Wanna Love Pudding November 18, 2009
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anus pudding

What comes out of a womans bunghole, after her man ejaculates into it
Damn, there is anus pudding dripping out of me after that round of fun
by susie wong February 20, 2008
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Pulling the Pud

I ponder the posibility that I've been pulling the pud too much.
by Masterman-Z October 21, 2009
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in the pudding club

(Chiefly British) Pregnant. Sometimes shortened to "in the club".
by Tsee October 31, 2006
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sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.
Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???
by Billy B November 10, 2008
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